things that annoy me unreasonably

Words:

• sheeple
• armpit

Usage:

• needless invocation/incorrect use of "politically correct" 
• "of the female persuasion" and its ilk
• "being as"; "being that"
• "taunt" when "taut" is meant
• "pour over" when "pore over" is meant

Experiences:

• when the shower curtain billows in and clings to wet skin
• feeling rain on top of my head 
• fingers rubbing hard together, as when one attempts to snap one's fingers
• when someone else squeezes the bones of my fingers and rubs them as above
• the sound of a clock ticking in the night
• pulling off rubber gloves that are just a smidge too tight
• evidence of ungenerous reading
• while washing dishes: when the utensils fall to the left instead of to the right

Items:

• flip flops worn in public
• toes, generally